7.22.08 10:27am
Unless you live under a rock, you know that Senator Obama has been in Iraq for the past few days. Yesterday, after Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki pulled back on remarks he made over the weekend agreeing with Senator Obama’s plan for Iraq, his chief government spokesman released a statement saying that the Iraqi government supports a timetable to get US troops out of Iraq by 2010. If you check your box scores you will see that is essentially the same thing as Senator Obama’s plan.
My favorite development of the past few weeks was the rise of Texas oilman and corporate raider T. Boone Pickens as a major advocate for alternative energies and wind power. Wind power is great, but mostly I just like getting to say T. Boone Pickens. Today the New York Times offers a strong endorsement of his alternative energy plans.
To go along with that, the Los Angeles Times has a survey piece on the state of oil and whether we have found all there is to find. Some say that we have but others say that we have only found the easy oil and that there is plenty of oil but it will just be harder to access. My favorite statement about the idea of “Unconventional oil” is from Al Gore’s Rolling Stone interview: “you know, junkies find veins in their toes. It seems reasonable, to them, because they’ve lost sight of the rest of their lives.”
Today’s story you should read to feel like a well-informed citizen is on how the economic downturn is affecting women. Economists had thought that the decline in the percentage of women working was the result of women choosing to stay home, but studies are showing that the majority of women who have left their jobs have done it for the same reasons men have. Namely, they have been laid off while their job was moved to Kuala Lumpur. The whole piece is worth a read and has some great graphics.
7.21.08 4:02pm
8:00 - American Gladiators (NBC)
The semifinals are on, and there’s a new Gladiator debuting tonight. Let’s take guess as to his name. Spear! Hyper! Rhino! Pull-tab! Oh, wait, it’s on NBC’s site, I guess it’s ‘Beast‘ …and he’s seven feet tall! That’s a full 14 inches over dumbass Rocket, last season’s winner! Damn.
9:00 - Top Gear (BBC America)
Smart of BBC America to be ramping up their quality programming during the summer - between Top Gear and Spaced, they’re kicking the crap out of our domestic networks. Tonight on Top Gear: funny accents and steering wheels on the wrong side. Also: Hammond’s a homo! HAHAHAHAHA.
10:00 - Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Travel)
Tony heads to Saudi Arabia to apply his rude ‘tude to OPEC negotiations. Or, more likely, to eat broiled scorpion or something.
Late Night
Will Ferrell takes his shirt off on Dave, Kyra Sedgwick makes me delete TNT from my channel listing on Leno, Richard “Something about Subprime Mortgages” Bitner is on The Daily Show and Senator Jim Webb swears he doesn’t want the VP spot …
… on Colbert.
7.21.08 3:01pm

I am not usually one to endorse ironic T-shirts. I dislike T-shirts and I generally dislike irony. Yet somehow, I still manage to have about thirty T-shirts that I can’t get rid of. I had imposed a T-shirt moratorium but this shirt is too absurdly awesome not to consider investing in. Though I am reasonably certain it won’t give you laser vision (You’ll need a pair of Kanye shades for that), I still say pick it up. It is a lot funnier than a shirt featuring a joke about New Jersey. Pair this shirt with some fresh kicks and skinny jeans and be the envy of everyone at the Of Montreal concert.
6.26.08 5:05pm
7:30 - NBA Draft (ESPN)
I guess you could watch the NBA Draft, but frankly, I’m not sure why you’d want to. Why not watch some more excellent George Carlin standup? HBO2 has it on from 8 until the wee hours.
8:00 - Batman Begins (FX)
Christian Bale says he’s willing to play Bruce Wayne in dinner theater into his fifties. I want to know: are those tickets available for preorder?
10:00 - I Love the New Millennium: 2007 (VH1)
Hey, remember last year? More importantly, why would you want to?
Late Night
An Olsen is on Dave, I refuse to repeat my nipple hoisting joke for James McAvoy being on Ferguson, Ted Koppel is on the Daily Show, and Rep. Robert Wexler is on Colbert.
6.26.08 12:38pm
Since the Supreme Court is about to recess for the summer, the Justices have been cranking out opinions like a college freshman cranks out poorly written term papers on The Republic. To be fair, most of the Justices have to clear out of their dorms by Monday and be home in time to start their summer jobs. Chief Justice Roberts lifeguards at his local YMCA, Antonin Scalia mows lawns and Ruth Bader Ginsburg dons a mask to fight crime on the streets - where she is known only as “The Talon.”
Like any college student, the first decision they turned in was top notch, but as the deadlines started to pile up it became more hit-or-miss.
They have barred the death penalty for those that rape a child - This was actually a decision that was applauded by rape victim groups. They argued that if the death penalty was on the table, there was nothing to prevent a rapist from killing his victim. More broadly, the court ruled that the death penalty is off the table for any individual crime where the victims life is not taken.
They ruled that Americans have a right to guns - This is the first major pronouncement on guns in the history of the court and by far the biggest ruling ot the year. If you read only one of the articles I link to, read this one. The case was focused on Washington DC, and many of the Justices cited the heavy amount of crime in that area as a rationale for the right to own a weapon. Would a case have gotten a similar result if it was in Bathesda? Expect the NRA to file lawsuits everywhere there is a gun ban. It is now no longer safe to do anything.
The court reduced the penalty against Exxon that a jury awarded after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in 1989 - They reduced the amount that the company must pay in punative damages from $5 billion to $500 million. Keep in mind that Exxon made $10 billion in the first quarter of this year but also that they have already paid $4 billion in cleanup fees, fines and restitution.

