Wednesday, February 6, 2008
OMG TV: Scissor me timbers!
Posted by Jeff in bradley whitford, catchphrases (awesome), catchphrases (stupid), eli manning, get rich or die tryin, meet the goddamn spartans, omg tv, reno 911, south park, vince vaughn
9:00 – Get Rich or Die Tryin’ (Showtime)
I think 50 Cent really said it best on the commentary track for his sorta-auto-bio-pic: “Mumble mumble mumble mumble. Mumble?”
10:00 – South Park: “D-Yikes” (Comedy Central)
Not only is this how you do a 300 parody (hear that, Meet the Goddamn Spartans?), but it gave birth to the best South Park catchphrase of last season.
10:30 – Reno 911! (Comedy Central)
George Lopez guest stars as — ah, crap, I already lost your interest. Time to repeat some catchphrases from The George Lopez Show that I found on Wikipedia: “Aye, chico!” “I be like this!” “Crap!”
Late Night
Eli Manning and Vince Vaughn reenact the “Who’s the big winner?” scene from Swingers on Dave, and I have no idea what Bradley Whitford is promoting on Ferguson, but I’m hoping it’s West Wing or Billy Madison related.