Wednesday, February 20, 2008
OMG TV: MacGyver is surprisingly hard to spell
Posted by Jeff in amy sedaris, basketball, christina ricci, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, foo fighters, garth brooks, macgyver, mythbusters, nba, randy jackson, schwarzenegger ass, terminator 3, tom selleck
8:00 – Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (FX)
Don’t quote us on this, but our sources tells us that this is the only Terminator installment so far that does not feature gratuitous Schwarzenegger ass. Unfortunately, there appears to be a connection between said ass and movie quality.
9:00 – MythBusters (Discovery)
A completely MacGyver themed episode. Nice. Next week: a completely Charles in Charge themed episode. Hmm…
9:00ET – Los Angeles Lakers at Phoenix Suns (ESPN)
The best NBA rivalry you didn’t miss hearing about constantly is back! Trust us, Shaq being an overpriced relic is only going to make the game better.
9:00 – Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (HBO2)
Pop on Gondry’s greatest and set phasers to ‘numb feelings through alcohol’!
Late Night
Dave goes to his happy place with Amy Sedaris and, I kid you not, the national grocery bagging champion. A fresh-faced young group out of Seattle named the “Foo Fighters” provide music. Leno unites star-crossed lovers Garth Brooks and Christina Ricci at last, and Ferguson chats with Tom Selleck’s moustache for a while (note: Tom Selleck himself may or may not be there). Conan stoops to Randy Jackson, and Stephen Colbert is off sipping appletinis while Jon Stewart rushes to get some Oscar jokes written (“What’s the deal with Juno, am I right?”).