Tuesday, May 6, 2008
And a gender wept
Posted by Josh in lucky bastards, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson
REYYYYYYYYYYNOLLLLLLLLLLLDS!!! My eternal foe strikes again, this time attacking me where I am weakest… my heart. I found out today that he has successfully wooed my future wife. That’s right, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have announced their engagement.
I don’t blame Scarlett – I found out in Beirut that Reynolds is the master of lies. He’s won this round, but I’ll be back. I was prepared to leave things as they stood in Oslo Reynolds – but no longer.