Thursday, October 30, 2008
All tax money should go towards Will Smith related projects
Posted by Jeff in Army, john mccain, men in black, neuralizer, slow day on the internets
When I was younger, so much younger than today, I was all about the Men in Black movie, and especially the badass neuralizer. Just imagine my excitement and subsequent disappointment when I got a toy neuralizer in my Burger King Kids Meal, only to find out that my mom still remembered that I tried to microwave the cat.
In other words, I don’t blame the US military for investigating the use of “amnesia beams.” Supposedly the research is born out of attempts to treat Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, but clearly this isn’t working, because John McCain still won’t shut up about that POW camp.
Of course, while we wait for our military industrial complex to get their act together and release these gizmos to the unsuspecting public, the standard memory loss protocols apply: whisky, beer, rinse, repeat.
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Next thing you know they will be developing those alien spacecraft from Independence Day, or spider robot from Wild Wild West, or the golf clubs from The Legend of Bagger Vance.
Posted by Josh on October 30th, 2008 at 4:09 pm