Monday, November 3, 2008

OMG TV: Your one stop shop for Halle Berry pictures

Posted by Jeff in andrew sullivan, brian williams, catwoman, die another day, doris kearns goodwin, football, halle berry, James Bond, omg tv, Paris Hilton, snl, tina fey

8:30 EST - Monday Night Football: Steelers at Redskins (ESPN)

Jeff’s fantasy implication: Santana Moss.  Pleeeeease catch four touchdowns tonight.  Pleeeeeeeeease.

9:00 - Saturday Night Live Presidential Bash 2008 (NBC)

I can live with the idea of there being SNL content on nights that are not Saturdays, but it’s just plain awkward when they try to do the “Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night” opening on any night but Saturday.  Well, NBC.com promises that this will be a “2 HOUR BLOW OUT” of some sort of another.  Hey, one more Palin imitation for the road, Tina Fey?

9:00 - Die Another Day (Spike)

Remember back when James Bond still had crazy gadgets and gizmos?  You know, instead of blond hair and feelings?  Well, if you don’t, Die Another Day will gladly remind you.  Next question: they were really, really close to spinning off Halle Berry’s character into her own movie - would this have been a good thing because of 90 minutes of Halle Berry in a bikini on screen, or a bad thing because it would’ve been just as bad as Catwoman?  Discuss.

Late Night

Paris Hilton is a fine, upstanding young woman on Letterman, Leno is apparently featuring something involving SeaWorld (……yeah), 2.0somethings mancrush Brian Williams is on Conan, Doris Kearns Goodwin plagiarizes her witty retorts to Jon Stewart on the Daily Show, and the Atlantic’s Andrew Sullivan brags about how many bajillions of readers his stupid blog gets on Colbert.

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