Wednesday, February 27, 2008
OMG TV: Are you not Entertainered???
Posted by Jeff in cedric the entertainer, deal or no deal, enter the dragon, eric bananarama, hannah montana, natalie portman, omg tv, ralph macchio, the karate kid, todd barry, tom arnold
8:00 - Deal or No Deal (NBC)
Apparently on tonight’s show, Cedric the Entertainer, master of hand-related comedy (see above), shows up to surprise the contestant. Number one, I don’t even want to imagine what Mr. Entertainer looks like holding a suitcase in a dress. Number two, what would you do in a situation like this? I don’t give a shit about Cedric the Entertainer. I’m not sure anybody gives a shit about Cedric the Entertainer. So you’re already in the middle of this ridiculous game show, Cedric shows up - do you pretend you care? Do you try to remember the name of some movie he was in? (Was he in Who’s Your Caddy, maybe?)
8:00 - ESPN the Magazine at 10 (ESPN2)
I imagine that ESPN will use their typical journalistic objectivity and restraint during this hour-long self-lovefest. “The Mag” really is an innovator in the field of “content is for chumps, now who wants some giant photos?”
8:00 - Enter the Dragon (AMC)
Two hours of top quality Bruce Lee ass kicking should be the perfect intro to…
10:00 - The Karate Kid (AMC)
…ninety minutes of Ralph Macchio ass kicking. OMG TV Fun Fact: IMDb tells us Macchio will next be seen in the awesomely titled Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead.
Late Night
WARNING: Stay the hell away from Leno, where Miley Hannah Cyrus Montana will be appearing with her real-life pops, Achy Breaky Billy Ray Cyrus. Instead, how about some Natalie Portman on Dave, or later, Tom Arnold and Todd Barry on Conan and Eric Bana on Fergs.
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