6.26.08 5:05pm
OMG TV: Simple maths
7:30 - NBA Draft (ESPN)
I guess you could watch the NBA Draft, but frankly, I’m not sure why you’d want to. Why not watch some more excellent George Carlin standup? HBO2 has it on from 8 until the wee hours.
8:00 - Batman Begins (FX)
Christian Bale says he’s willing to play Bruce Wayne in dinner theater into his fifties. I want to know: are those tickets available for preorder?
10:00 - I Love the New Millennium: 2007 (VH1)
Hey, remember last year? More importantly, why would you want to?
Late Night
An Olsen is on Dave, I refuse to repeat my nipple hoisting joke for James McAvoy being on Ferguson, Ted Koppel is on the Daily Show, and Rep. Robert Wexler is on Colbert.
