Wednesday, June 25, 2008
All evening - Wimbledon Coverage (Tennis Channel)
Spoilers: Roger Federer wins. Everything.
8:00 - Starsky & Hutch (FX)
It’s sad to think that this and Dodgeball are the only remotely watchable Ben Stiller movies since 2001. Fingers crossed for Tropic Thunder.
9:30 - George Carlin Again! (HBO2)
Some vintage Carlin from 1978. Clearly we’re not members of the mainstream media because we wrote something about George Carlin without saying “HEY GUYS WORDS YOU CAN’T SAY ON TV, RIGHT? RIGHT?”
Late Night
Abigail Breslin sluts it up on Letterman, Coldplay makes the Daily Show that much more genericly poppy, and a couple authors bore me to death on Colbert. Everyone else is on vacation. Jerks.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
8:00 - Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Travel)
Bourdain’s off to Singapore, in what Josh calls a “classic.” My prediction? Sex tourism, and lots of it.
9:00 - After the Attack (Animal Planet)
“A 2007 attack by a sea lion that left a teen girl seriously injured; an attack on a teen boy by a kangaroo in 1998.” There is absolutely, absolutely no way this show is as cool as it seems in my head.
10:00 - Jericho (CBS)
Sorry peanutheads, but your silly little show is OVER. O-VER. O. V. E. R. Done. Finito. This ain’t no season finale, it’s a series finale. All you Skeet Ulrich fans may now return to Skeeter Net.
Late Night
Kate Bosworth is on Letterman (isn’t it weird that she played Kevin Spacey’s lover in Across the Sea, but student in 21?), Abigail Breslin is on Leno (likely to discuss the recent issues with Bear Stearns and the interest rate), and Kimmel promises us The first two eliminated celebrities from “Dancing with the Stars” (what a draw!). Conan, Stewart and Colbert are on vacation.
Found the image on RelevantMagazine.com - apparently the Orlando Magic had halftime kangaroo boxing. Word. If my Jericho rant sounded angry, it’s because In Treatment wasn’t on last night and I need my therapy.
