Wednesday, January 16, 2008
The Morning News 1.16.08
Posted by Josh in Afghanistan, Economy, Election 2008, Michigan, Mitt Romney, President Bush, steve jobs
Is it any wonder that the same day the FDA approved cloning, Mitt Romney won the Michigan Primary? Just check out the Five Brothers (Above is Romney and his “sons”). Romney won his home state of Michigan, giving him his first primary win. All you really need to know is that this means there is still no clear front runner on the Republican side. If you want to sound savvy, say that the biggest winner yesterday was Rudy Giuliani. If people ask you what you mean, change the subject and ask them if they saw the love-fest that was the Democratic debate last night.
Macworld, one of the biggest consumer electronics events of the year, kicked off yesterday. We already talked about the big announcement. But, just a heads up, Steve Jobs is kind of a jerk.
The Secretary of Defense is criticizing the few allies we have left — that will go well. Meanwhile, the President is was in Saudi Arabia yesterday to discuss… well they didn’t talk about anything important but it looks like they are having a great time.
Apparently, the US is now the third-world country you go to in order to launder your euros. Also, Jay Z raps about Euros instead of Benjamins, can a recession be far behind?