All Night Long – Indiana and North Carolina Primary Coverage (CNN/MSNBC/SpikeTV)
This one’s for all the marbles. Well, 187 marbles.
8:00 EST – NBA Playoffs, Cavaliers at Celtics (TNT)
After barely squeaking out of the last round (except for, you know, the game 7 blowout), the New and Improved Celtics are ready for King James and his minions. Let’s hope that this series results in some LeBron themed Jay-Z freestyle as well.
Late Night
Letterman? Ashton. Leno? Ricci. Kimmel? Downey Jr. Ferguson? Goodman. Conan? Lee… screw it, Jason Lee. The real gem, however, is Fareed Zakaria on the Daily Show, most likely discussing this week’s killer Newsweek cover story. Tune in.
The creepiest man in America today, Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis, said it was like “finding a winning lottery ticket in the cushions of your couch” when his staff found a nude Mistress Spitzer, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, in their video archives. On a hunch, the staff went back further in the archives and found that a drunk Eliot Spitzer would do anything (and we mean anything) for some beads.
Arthur C. Clarke, author, visionary, and the original badass from Sri Lanka (take that, M.I.A.) passed away at 90. He was immediately reborn as the starchild.
