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Donte Stallworth comes in peace

Mars Attacks!

Donte Stallworth is a receiver on the Patriots. He is also a martian.

According to the receiver’s explanation, Nicco (pronounced knee-co) is the being who takes over Stallworth’s body during games.

“I don’t have an ego,” Stallworth explained. “I have an alter ego.”

Unfortunately for Patriots fans, Stallworth doesn’t let Nicco do interviews. He’s allowed to come out during games, but then, Stallworth says, Nicco is sent to Mars.

God, the Patriots are such cheaters. Alien transmogrification has been banned since the Neptunian Namath Act of 1977.