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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Your Morning News: 11.11.08

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rip-phoenix

Apparently no one in the Treasury Department has any friends who are habitual gamblers or drug users. If a friend asks you for money, they ALWAYS need more then they ask for and they ALWAYS end up coming back for more. Fannie Mae and AIG, both of whom received massive government loans in September, have reported billions more in losses and have requested more support to the tune of $150 billion from the Federal Government. If you give a mismanaged and hemorrhaging company a glass of milk…

Apparently, President Bush and President Elect Obama did more than just measure the drapes yesterday. The two discussed the financial crisis and Obama pressed the President to provide emergency aid to the auto industry. Hard to say where to come down on this one and you can make your own arguments. Automakers are failing now because of their own lack of foresight. However, something like one in 12 people in this country is employed by the auto industry.

NASA has officially ended a six-month mission at Mars’ north pole after they lost contact for more than a week with the Phoenix Lander. The mission was a resounding success; the lander discovered water and soil that could support life. More whimsically, Phoenix’s weather relay also discovered that it snows on Mars. The lander became famous when a NASA communications staffer set it up with a twitter account which was shot around the internet. The tweets were fun and informative (that is where NASA broke the news of water on Mars) but as the lander has powered down they just started bumming me out.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

OMG TV: Simple maths

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7:30 - NBA Draft (ESPN)

I guess you could watch the NBA Draft, but frankly, I’m not sure why you’d want to.  Why not watch some more excellent George Carlin standup?  HBO2 has it on from 8 until the wee hours.

8:00 - Batman Begins (FX)

Christian Bale says he’s willing to play Bruce Wayne in dinner theater into his fifties.  I want to know: are those tickets available for preorder?

10:00 - I Love the New Millennium: 2007 (VH1)

Hey, remember last year?  More importantly, why would you want to?

Late Night

An Olsen is on Dave, I refuse to repeat my nipple hoisting joke for James McAvoy being on Ferguson, Ted Koppel is on the Daily Show, and Rep. Robert Wexler is on Colbert.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

OMG TV: Federer - more man or God?

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All evening - Wimbledon Coverage (Tennis Channel)

Spoilers: Roger Federer wins.  Everything.

8:00 - Starsky & Hutch (FX)

It’s sad to think that this and Dodgeball are the only remotely watchable Ben Stiller movies since 2001.  Fingers crossed for Tropic Thunder.

9:30 - George Carlin Again! (HBO2)

Some vintage Carlin from 1978.  Clearly we’re not members of the mainstream media because we wrote something about George Carlin without saying “HEY GUYS WORDS YOU CAN’T SAY ON TV, RIGHT?  RIGHT?”

Late Night

Abigail Breslin sluts it up on Letterman, Coldplay makes the Daily Show that much more genericly poppy, and a couple authors bore me to death on Colbert.  Everyone else is on vacation.  Jerks.