2.0somethings

9:00 - The Office (NBC)

According to New York magazine, Toby won’t be back after his fence hopping adventures last week.  And that is a damn shame.  Fare thee well, fair HR rep of the night.

9:30 - 30 Rock (NBC)

Tina Fey is #1 at the box office, and we’re rewarded by the reappearance of the Floydster!  In honor of the man last seen traipsing off to the Cleve at the end of last season, here’s your Jason Sudeikis random fact of the day:

[Sudeikis] also plays the role of extreme right-wing talk show host Richard Bastion on the fictional radio station WKTT, in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Wow!

10:00 - Lost (ABC)

Lost lost lost?  Lost!  Lost lost, lost lost lost lost.

Late Night

John Goodman tries to eat Bear Grylls on Letterman, Robin Williams tries to make Terrence Howard smile on Leno, Sigourney Weaver’s on Conan, Helen Hunt continues her nonstop press junket onto Ferguson, Diddy’s on Kimmel, Howard Dean’s on Stewart, and Colbert has some author.

8:00 EST - NBA Playoffs: Celtics at Hawks (TNT)

Just when you thought there would be one sure-fire sweep in the east, the Boston went and lost to Atlanta to bring the series to 2-1.  Can the scrappy Hawks even the series?  (No.)

9:00 - House (FOX)

New episodes of House start this week, but the real question on America’s mind is: how will Dr. Kal Penn perform after his weekend trip to Amsterdam?

10:00 - Spy Hard (AMC)

What?  What? It’s got Weird Al singing the theme song!  What more do you want?

Late Night

Gwyneth Paltrow and Richard Lewis work out their neuroses on Letterman, Helen Hunt is all Helen Hunty on Leno, Ewan McGregor wonders where his career went on Ferguson, Marisa Tomei does much the same on Conan, Jimmy Carter farms some peanuts on Stewart and Feist sells some iPods on Colbert.

8:00 PM EST - Pennsylvania Primary Results (Everywhere)

We’re finally out of that six week purgatory where instead of actual votes by, you know, voters, we had stupid allegations about people’s pastors and appearances by candidates on WWE Monday Night Raw.  The nominee is decided tonight*!

10:00 - John Oliver: Terrifying Times (Comedy Central)

The previews make it look like he touches on some pretty well-worn political subjects, but then again, it’s John Oliver!  His accent is hilarious!

10:00 - Boston Legal (ABC)

Alan Shore goes before the Supreme Court for some reason or another.  Question is, does this lay the groundwork for another David E. Kelley spinoff, Chief Justice William Shatner?

Late Night

Helen Hunt is on Letterman promoting Twister 2 (or would that be 2ister?), Julia Louis-Dreyfus is on Leno promoting The Old Adventures of New Elaine (I think I made that ‘joke’ in January), Brad Garrett makes Kimmel look intelligent, Andy Richter is on Conan (no, it’s not a rerun from 1995), and Jack “Kenneth from 30 Rock” McBrayer is on Ferguson.

* Not tonight.