Friday, December 19, 2008
- When his wife dumps him. Entirely unsubstantiated rumor flying around the Interwebs has Cindy McCain carrying on an affair with a Maryland divorce attorney. How better to gain sympathy?
- When he loses 5 of his 7 houses. See above.
- When he makes us ribs. During the campaign, McCain nearly kept the Obama-loving press in his corner with his well-known barbeque skills. Hit us up, Johnny, we’ll bring the potato salad.
- When he singlehandedly catches Osama Bin Laden. He’s promised he knows how to do so, and I’m sure despite losing the Presidency, he’ll still book a trip to the gates of hell.
- When he lets Meghan do Playboy.
- When he guest stars not just on 24, but on How I Met Your Mother. See photo above.
- When he inadvertently outs Sen. Graham by calling him his confirmed bachelor friend. Come on, the guy’s name is Lindsey.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
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