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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

OMG TV: MacGyver is surprisingly hard to spell

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MacGyver 8:00 – Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (FX)

Don’t quote us on this, but our sources tells us that this is the only Terminator installment so far that does not feature gratuitous Schwarzenegger ass. Unfortunately, there appears to be a connection between said ass and movie quality.

9:00 – MythBusters (Discovery)

A completely MacGyver themed episode. Nice. Next week: a completely Charles in Charge themed episode. Hmm…

9:00ET – Los Angeles Lakers at Phoenix Suns (ESPN)

The best NBA rivalry you didn’t miss hearing about constantly is back! Trust us, Shaq being an overpriced relic is only going to make the game better.

9:00 – Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (HBO2)

Pop on Gondry’s greatest and set phasers to ‘numb feelings through alcohol’!

Late Night

Dave goes to his happy place with Amy Sedaris and, I kid you not, the national grocery bagging champion. A fresh-faced young group out of Seattle named the “Foo Fighters” provide music. Leno unites star-crossed lovers Garth Brooks and Christina Ricci at last, and Ferguson chats with Tom Selleck’s moustache for a while (note: Tom Selleck himself may or may not be there). Conan stoops to Randy Jackson, and Stephen Colbert is off sipping appletinis while Jon Stewart rushes to get some Oscar jokes written (“What’s the deal with Juno, am I right?”).

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

OMG TV: Code Red

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Conveyor Belt

8:00 – A Few Good Men (TNT)

There’s a “Few Good Movies” on TV tonight! You want the channel? You can’t handle the channel! Just watch the damn movie.

9:00 – MythBusters (Discovery)

It’s the long awaited episode where Adam tries to launch an airplane off of a conveyor belt moving the opposite direction, while Jamie is busy stuffing the excess airplanes in his mouth!

Late Night

I’m sick of everyone beating up on Dr. Phil. The man’s a doctor, dammit! Sure, maybe he’s not “licensed” to “practice” any form of “medicine,” but the man didn’t spend eight years in Evil Medical School to be called Mister, thank you very much. Anyways, he’s on Letterman, and Jessica Alba continues her “someone besides you got me pregnant” world tour on Ferguson.