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Thursday, June 26, 2008

OMG TV: Simple maths

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7:30 – NBA Draft (ESPN)

I guess you could watch the NBA Draft, but frankly, I’m not sure why you’d want to.  Why not watch some more excellent George Carlin standup?  HBO2 has it on from 8 until the wee hours.

8:00 – Batman Begins (FX)

Christian Bale says he’s willing to play Bruce Wayne in dinner theater into his fifties.  I want to know: are those tickets available for preorder?

10:00 – I Love the New Millennium: 2007 (VH1)

Hey, remember last year?  More importantly, why would you want to?

Late Night

An Olsen is on Dave, I refuse to repeat my nipple hoisting joke for James McAvoy being on Ferguson, Ted Koppel is on the Daily Show, and Rep. Robert Wexler is on Colbert.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

OMG TV: That chair is droll

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8:00 – Knocked Up (HBO)

Yeah, yeah, they’ve been showing it nonstop, but what’s better than Seth Rogan and Paul Rudd shrooming their way through Cirque du Soleil?

8:00 – NBA Draft Lottery (ESPN)

Let’s take a break from exciting playoff basketball action for some exiting probably rigged lottery action. The NBA: Where cheating happens.

9:00 – Reaper (CW)

It’s the Reaper season finale, and Sam must decide whether his best friend lives… or dies. And no, his best friend is not a talking pie.

Late Night

Harrison Ford tries to crack a bull whip without breaking his hip on Letterman, Sly Stallone wonders if it’s too late to turn Get Carter into a classic Stallone franchise he can revive for a quick buck on Leno, Denis Leary reminds us that, really, he’s an “actor” these days on Conan, and the Comedy Central duo remain on vacation.