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Monday, November 3, 2008

OMG TV: Your one stop shop for Halle Berry pictures

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8:30 EST – Monday Night Football: Steelers at Redskins (ESPN)

Jeff’s fantasy implication: Santana Moss.  Pleeeeease catch four touchdowns tonight.  Pleeeeeeeeease.

9:00 – Saturday Night Live Presidential Bash 2008 (NBC)

I can live with the idea of there being SNL content on nights that are not Saturdays, but it’s just plain awkward when they try to do the “Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night” opening on any night but Saturday.  Well, NBC.com promises that this will be a “2 HOUR BLOW OUT” of some sort of another.  Hey, one more Palin imitation for the road, Tina Fey?

9:00 – Die Another Day (Spike)

Remember back when James Bond still had crazy gadgets and gizmos?  You know, instead of blond hair and feelings?  Well, if you don’t, Die Another Day will gladly remind you.  Next question: they were really, really close to spinning off Halle Berry’s character into her own movie – would this have been a good thing because of 90 minutes of Halle Berry in a bikini on screen, or a bad thing because it would’ve been just as bad as Catwoman?  Discuss.

Late Night

Paris Hilton is a fine, upstanding young woman on Letterman, Leno is apparently featuring something involving SeaWorld (……yeah), 2.0somethings mancrush Brian Williams is on Conan, Doris Kearns Goodwin plagiarizes her witty retorts to Jon Stewart on the Daily Show, and the Atlantic’s Andrew Sullivan brags about how many bajillions of readers his stupid blog gets on Colbert.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

OMG TV: CSI Hanoi

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9:00 EST- The Office/30 Rock (NBC)

For the first time in a while, “The Office” has an episode where Andy will feature prominently – perhaps they are begunning to set up a plotline designed for a spinoff?

You know its a season finale of “30 Rock” when you have a big-name guest star (Matthew Broderick), the return of a popular recurring character (Edie Falco) and the possibility of a cliffhanger ending (Liz being pregnant or Jack not being able to get back his job at GE).

10:00 EST – LOST (ABC)

It’s “LOST” – either you love it or you hate it at this point. John Locke-heavy story tonight so expect lots of mystical crap that is never explained. Also, there will be flashbacks as opposed to the flash forwards we have been seeing. This is the penultimate episode of the season which means it will probably be a lot of setup.

9:00 EST – CSI (CBS)

Tonight’s episode of “CSI” has been written by the writing team of “Two and Half Men.” I guess the team from “CSI” is writing next Monday’s “Two and a Half Men.” Don’t networks usually do that gimmicky shit with shows that arn’t doing well?

LATE NIGHT

Stewart has David Perlmutter (I think this one) and Colbert has Ariana Huffington. Leno has the dreamy, funny and down-to-earth Jenna Fischer while Letterman goes in the opposite direction and has Paris Hilton. Conan has Emile Hirsch and Ferguson has Emily Deschane.