Your Morning News 4.15.08

Posted by Jeff in Barack Obama, Iraq, john mccain, pope benedict, Your Morning News

Happy tax day, suckers. Go out there and enjoy a free donut. And now, quick news:

Two car bombs targeted restaurants in Iraq today, killing more than 50.
John McCain called for a federal gas-tax holiday this summer, because the best way to reduce our dependency on foreign oil is to use it all up as quickly as possible.
Barack Obama said he would “immediately review” the actions of the Bush White House if elected, which probably doesn’t mean anything, but I do enjoy the mental picture of John Ashcroft in a human pyramid.
Finally, the Pope landed in Virginia today, but was immediately extinguished by angry protesters. Have a great day, everyone.