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Monday, November 3, 2008

OMG TV: Your one stop shop for Halle Berry pictures

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8:30 EST – Monday Night Football: Steelers at Redskins (ESPN)

Jeff’s fantasy implication: Santana Moss.  Pleeeeease catch four touchdowns tonight.  Pleeeeeeeeease.

9:00 – Saturday Night Live Presidential Bash 2008 (NBC)

I can live with the idea of there being SNL content on nights that are not Saturdays, but it’s just plain awkward when they try to do the “Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night” opening on any night but Saturday.  Well, NBC.com promises that this will be a “2 HOUR BLOW OUT” of some sort of another.  Hey, one more Palin imitation for the road, Tina Fey?

9:00 – Die Another Day (Spike)

Remember back when James Bond still had crazy gadgets and gizmos?  You know, instead of blond hair and feelings?  Well, if you don’t, Die Another Day will gladly remind you.  Next question: they were really, really close to spinning off Halle Berry’s character into her own movie – would this have been a good thing because of 90 minutes of Halle Berry in a bikini on screen, or a bad thing because it would’ve been just as bad as Catwoman?  Discuss.

Late Night

Paris Hilton is a fine, upstanding young woman on Letterman, Leno is apparently featuring something involving SeaWorld (……yeah), 2.0somethings mancrush Brian Williams is on Conan, Doris Kearns Goodwin plagiarizes her witty retorts to Jon Stewart on the Daily Show, and the Atlantic’s Andrew Sullivan brags about how many bajillions of readers his stupid blog gets on Colbert.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

OMG TV: Wither Snoopy?

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8:00 – It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Let me preface this by saying that I love Peanuts, Snoopy, Charles Schulz and all that good stuff.  That being said, the comic strip is starting to disappear from newspapers, the voice of Snoopy died last month, and Linus had that unfortunate anti-semitic DUI incident.  How much longer does the Peanuts franchise have?  Do kids these days even know Peanuts?

8:00 – House (FOX)

Look, nothing’s going to beat last episode’s hot-naked-lesbian action, or last episode’s Wilson-back-in-action action. Tonight’s character scuttlebutt involves Cuddy adopting a baby or something.  Adorable!  But it sure ain’t lesbians.

8:00 – NBA Basketball: Cavaliers at Celtics (TNT)

King James faces the reigning champs as a new season of the NBA gets underway.  Stick around after for the Trailblazers at Lakers, and watch the hilarity as Greg Oden busts his knee for the season two minutes into the first quarter.

Late Night

Regis Philbin is on Letterman, Seth Rogen and David Gregory are charmingly everymannish on Leno, Tina Fey rekindles her romance with Conan, Steve Martin calms his happy feet on Jon Stewart, and Sherman Alexie does whatever authors I’ve never heard of before do on Colbert.