Thursday, July 9, 2009

Wrapup: Hey, what’s going on in this blog?

Posted by Jeff in country clubs, italy, landlord, nerf, Philadelphia, racism, wall-e, wrapup

Look, some days we have “real work” to do, and you’ll have to get your news, TV listings, and other dopey crap elsewhere.  BUT WE STILL HAVE LINKS:

• A small Italian town debuts a real live WALL-E
• Maybe we should hire this “generational consultant” to let us know what 2.0somethings really want out of a blog
• Lack of darts has long been the biggest problem of Nerfdom, and we finally have a solution
• Your landlord, bad as he may be, is not as bad as this guy’s
• Philadelphia country club goers are just a big bunch of racists

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Wrapup: OH NO ALIENS!

Posted by Jeff in 30 rock, bombs, China, chris sartinsky, death bus, district 9, reverse gender identical clone, wrapup

• Fantastic new District 9 trailer, embedded above for your viewing pleasure
• Bomb parts, live baby smuggled into federal buildings
• We don’t know why we’re surprised, but China has death buses
• 30 Rock syndicated repeats are gonna start on Comedy Central in a couple years, but that means we’re guaranteed at least two more new seasons of 30 Rock!
• Who wants a Reverse Gender Identical Clone?

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Wrapup: Caravan 5, spike strips nothing

Posted by Jeff in big fan, car chases, gaming, patton oswalt, Porn, robert smigel, shepard smith, Video Games, wrapup

Busy day for us, so light posting, and a light wrapup. Big ups to ShortFormBlog for finding the best clip of yesterday’s exciting car chase, featuring the killer play-by-play of Shepard Smith.

Plus:

• FRESHLY RELEASED! New trailer for the Robert-Smigel-directed, Patton-Oswalt-starring Big Fan
• Great housewarming gifts for the discerning gamer
• Apparently, porn’s giving up on “plot” and “story”

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Thursday, July 2, 2009

Wrapup: We love to tuuuuuurn youuuuuuuu onnnnnn

Posted by Jeff in 4th of july, beatles, cows, gadgets, homosexuals, mark sanford, moose, neil young, npr, optimus prime, paul mccartney, planet money, wrapup

• Meet a lonely moose that likes to hang with a bunch of cows.
• NPR’s Planet Money podcast gets inside the Economics of Cheating as it relates to Gov. Sanford
• These Optimus Prime computer speakers have real live moving parts and everything
• To all the gay Indians that read this blog: Congrats!
• Wonkette rounds up some patriotic 4 July videos 4 u.

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Wrapup: Don’t you worry about Cliff, now

Posted by Jeff in banana white chocolate toffee cookies, jean-luc godard, john ratzenberger, sarah palin, vanity fair, vibe, woody allen, wrapup

Yesterday, MSNBC played the samurai baseball clip from Monday’s wrapup.  We believe that means that they’re reading this blog.  If that is true, then all we have to say is: “HEY RACHEL MADDOW!  U R THE BEST!!! ^_______^”

• Farewell to Vibe magazine
• Anyone feel like making us some Banana White Chocolate Toffee cookies?
• Learn all about Sarah Palin and her wacky God-impersonating, debate-fearing, abortion-considering life in Vanity Fair
• Jean-Luc Godard interviews Woody Allen and turns it into a lovely little documentary
• Don’t worry, world, John Ratzenberger can still get dates

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